Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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