Yo dont text me then not text me
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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