Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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