He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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