Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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