The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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