Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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