he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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