Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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