i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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