Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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