He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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