gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize
