are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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