i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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