they need to just BURY HIM!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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