every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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