physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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