i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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