I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You are a genius and a whore.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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