no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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