Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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