she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
MIDGETS
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I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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