this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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