Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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