wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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I can't turn off my feet"
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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