Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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