I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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