He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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