Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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