she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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