jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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