what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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