i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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