member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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