We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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