Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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