Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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