I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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