I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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