I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just invented taco cereal.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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