That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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