Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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