so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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