Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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