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The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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