i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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