Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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