I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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