Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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