she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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