But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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