yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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