i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
