Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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